Cussgigdub Kopgenyimbed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud cobra.

Cussgigdub Kopgenyimbed created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Cussgigdub Kopgenyimbed, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cussgigdub Kopgenyimbed, he will be very unhappy.

Cussgigdub Kopgenyimbed's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cussgigdub Kopgenyimbed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.