Popnelril is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking raccoon.

Popnelril created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Popnelril, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popnelril, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Popnelril's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Popnelril's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Popnelril's name in vain.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about planets.