Kiknanjonlistfun Rilltinnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive scorpion.

Kiknanjonlistfun Rilltinnart created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiknanjonlistfun Rilltinnart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kiknanjonlistfun Rilltinnart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kiknanjonlistfun Rilltinnart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kiknanjonlistfun Rilltinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt voles.
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