Yamhotfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever crab.

Yamhotfed created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamhotfed, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamhotfed, he will laugh at you.

Yamhotfed's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yamhotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamhotfed.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Learn four new languages a year.