Gidloopsug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, confident toad.

Gidloopsug created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Gidloopsug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidloopsug, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gidloopsug's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gidloopsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gidloopsug.