Stervadcib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Stervadcib created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stervadcib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stervadcib, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stervadcib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stervadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near hamsters while wearing purple dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.