Xucknutthitmob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful hare.

Xucknutthitmob created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucknutthitmob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xucknutthitmob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xucknutthitmob's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xucknutthitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to aardvarks while wearing red shoes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Do not hurt sharks.