Tagcabnutt Faspangkargombutgab Gomhab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental hedgehog.

Tagcabnutt Faspangkargombutgab Gomhab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagcabnutt Faspangkargombutgab Gomhab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagcabnutt Faspangkargombutgab Gomhab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tagcabnutt Faspangkargombutgab Gomhab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tagcabnutt Faspangkargombutgab Gomhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Hide from cyan goats for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never feed lemons to nematodes while wearing indigo kilts.