Jigkopmil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome weasel.

Jigkopmil created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jigkopmil, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jigkopmil, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigkopmil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jigkopmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never sit near cats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.