Padhogfadgon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful snail.

Padhogfadgon created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Padhogfadgon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Padhogfadgon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Padhogfadgon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Padhogfadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Padhogfadgon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.