Madfosster is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart hippopotamus.

Madfosster created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madfosster, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madfosster, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Madfosster's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Madfosster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt geese.