Fobflydob is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving clam.

Fobflydob created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobflydob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobflydob, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fobflydob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fobflydob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Fobflydob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fobflydob.