Yimhakflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast turtle.

Yimhakflab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhakflab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yimhakflab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yimhakflab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yimhakflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimhakflab.

5. Do not dye your hair green.