Vinmillen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous crow.

Vinmillen created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinmillen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vinmillen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vinmillen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vinmillen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never look at comets.