Hunrigzen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient dragon.

Hunrigzen created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunrigzen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunrigzen, it will turn you into a mole.

Hunrigzen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hunrigzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. You must never eat figs.