Hunrigzen is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient dragon.
Hunrigzen created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Hunrigzen, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Hunrigzen, it will turn you into a mole.
Hunrigzen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Hunrigzen's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not kill badgers.
4. Feed all hungry otters.
5. You must never eat figs.