Femlagarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional ferret.

Femlagarn created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlagarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Femlagarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Femlagarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Femlagarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three mice approach from the north.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Put Femlagarn first in all things.