Pidfarkap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unfair monkey.

Pidfarkap created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Pidfarkap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pidfarkap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pidfarkap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pidfarkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidfarkap.

3. Run away from indigo sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
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