Wabbadtab is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, stupid
centipede.
Wabbadtab created energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wabbadtab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Wabbadtab, he will think nothing of it.
Wabbadtab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Wabbadtab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.
3. Never go into yellow rooms.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Learn eight new languages a year.