Wabbadtab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid centipede.

Wabbadtab created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbadtab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabbadtab, he will think nothing of it.

Wabbadtab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wabbadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.