Yattqueeggepcan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident gerbil.

Yattqueeggepcan created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattqueeggepcan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattqueeggepcan, he will strike you with lightening.

Yattqueeggepcan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yattqueeggepcan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

2. You must pray to Yattqueeggepcan nine times a day.

3. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

4. Do not take Yattqueeggepcan's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.