Larnlargbell is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind
goat.
Larnlargbell created energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Larnlargbell, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Larnlargbell, he will laugh at you.
Larnlargbell's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Larnlargbell's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never sit in the presence of badgers.
5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.