Sawpadzogwitzignar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful parrot.

Sawpadzogwitzignar created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawpadzogwitzignar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawpadzogwitzignar, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sawpadzogwitzignar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sawpadzogwitzignar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.
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