Sitboglab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless dingo.

Sitboglab created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitboglab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitboglab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sitboglab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sitboglab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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