Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm duck.

Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not take Dussrannadpigtenvedbigven's name in vain.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.