Nadlibraw is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate owl.

Nadlibraw created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlibraw, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nadlibraw, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nadlibraw's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nadlibraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from white voles for they are unholy.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.