Kipcuddumbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, thoughtless bat.

Kipcuddumbum created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Kipcuddumbum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kipcuddumbum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kipcuddumbum's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kipcuddumbum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sheep approach from the north.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never talk about sharks.