Gansidbit Gubdadnull Pagcarpomdanpogbabtettitig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective hamster.

Gansidbit Gubdadnull Pagcarpomdanpogbabtettitig created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gansidbit Gubdadnull Pagcarpomdanpogbabtettitig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gansidbit Gubdadnull Pagcarpomdanpogbabtettitig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gansidbit Gubdadnull Pagcarpomdanpogbabtettitig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gansidbit Gubdadnull Pagcarpomdanpogbabtettitig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest turquoise.

2. Never feed peas to eagles while wearing stockings.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near ants while wearing pink corsets and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.