Bogfettik Bastdabged is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing troll.

Bogfettik Bastdabged created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfettik Bastdabged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogfettik Bastdabged, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bogfettik Bastdabged's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bogfettik Bastdabged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about dark energy near sheep while wearing gray dresses and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

3. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.