Podcadnut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing meerkat.

Podcadnut created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podcadnut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podcadnut, it will make you grow a tail.

Podcadnut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Podcadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Podcadnut's priests.

5. Podcadnut must be the most important thing in your life.