Karlenraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic giraffe.

Karlenraw created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karlenraw, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karlenraw, he will curse you with boils.

Karlenraw's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Karlenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Karlenraw on top of all buildings.