Yikbinpin Tenbudhad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic fairy.

Yikbinpin Tenbudhad created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbinpin Tenbudhad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yikbinpin Tenbudhad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yikbinpin Tenbudhad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yikbinpin Tenbudhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikbinpin Tenbudhad.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing gray shirts.

5. Do not shave your hands.