Mipdanarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast rat.

Mipdanarp created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdanarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mipdanarp, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mipdanarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mipdanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Mipdanarp loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help sick snakes.