Vedhathab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody walrus.

Vedhathab created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedhathab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedhathab, she will be very unhappy.

Vedhathab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vedhathab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.