Omtrenven is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, merciless wasp.

Omtrenven created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtrenven, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omtrenven, he will turn you into a duck.

Omtrenven's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Omtrenven's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Omtrenven.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing violet jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your back.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Omtrenven on top of important buildings.