Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing jellyfish.

Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop, he will not invite you to parties.

Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Worship no other gods but Yakfudtagnurtfarnflowlop.