Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish rhinoceros.

Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod, he will remove you from existence.

Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Queegquimtipcubjaddimwod's priests.