Fonfigteen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying eagle.

Fonfigteen created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfigteen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fonfigteen, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fonfigteen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fonfigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. You must love Fonfigteen.

5. Do not stand on grass.