Bogdanjin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent goat.

Bogdanjin created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdanjin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogdanjin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bogdanjin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bogdanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.