Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ruthless guinea pig.

Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. You must love Camcibbed Bopnutt Hudyatmin.