Rullsinbab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring finch.

Rullsinbab created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullsinbab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullsinbab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rullsinbab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rullsinbab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing orange trousers.