Largzignul is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous bat.

Largzignul created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largzignul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largzignul, she will destroy your home solar system.

Largzignul's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Largzignul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Largzignul.

2. Hide from pink great tits for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing purple stockings and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Never write about stars.