Matdogyar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish pig.

Matdogyar created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Matdogyar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Matdogyar, he will send minions to preach to you.

Matdogyar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Matdogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Matdogyar loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never feed lots of melons to horses while wearing white ear rings.