Negfarnbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent centipede.

Negfarnbog created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Negfarnbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Negfarnbog, it will not care at all.

Negfarnbog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Negfarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from green mites for they are unholy.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt tortoises.