Lunspagyar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy troll.

Lunspagyar created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunspagyar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunspagyar, it will be very unhappy.

Lunspagyar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lunspagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.