Lunspagyar is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy
troll.
Lunspagyar created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lunspagyar, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Lunspagyar, it will be very unhappy.
Lunspagyar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Lunspagyar's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.