Flapnegdotlagtinladquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous mongoose.

Flapnegdotlagtinladquill created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapnegdotlagtinladquill, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flapnegdotlagtinladquill, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flapnegdotlagtinladquill's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flapnegdotlagtinladquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never talk about fire.