Minfubwat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Minfubwat created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Minfubwat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Minfubwat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Minfubwat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Minfubwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never pour water over plants.