Yokgadbut Bidgedgun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise gnu.

Yokgadbut Bidgedgun created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgadbut Bidgedgun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yokgadbut Bidgedgun, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yokgadbut Bidgedgun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yokgadbut Bidgedgun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yokgadbut Bidgedgun first in all things.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.