Nak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured troll.

Nak created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nak, she will not invite you to parties.

Nak's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if four frogs approach from the east.

3. Nak loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Nak seven times a day.

5. Never talk about gravity near pigs while wearing green coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.