Flapstigbud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Flapstigbud created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapstigbud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapstigbud, it will turn you into a frog.

Flapstigbud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flapstigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.