Ruttfatgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive newt.

Ruttfatgum created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfatgum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfatgum, she will turn you into a duck.

Ruttfatgum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ruttfatgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing green boots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.