Zakmet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered wyrm.

Zakmet created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakmet, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zakmet, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zakmet's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Zakmet loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Zakmet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always obey Zakmet's priests.